NAME : Phoenix Spark
OWNER : Schnallinator
LOCATION : Nowhere and everywhere
PERSONAL WEBPAGE : Myspace.com

FAVORITE SONG : Fuck the Kids by NoFX
FAVORITE BAND : Disturbed
FAVORITE MOVIE : Cloverfield
FAVORITE T.V. SHOW : South Park (die Kenny DIE!)
FAVORITE FOOD : cherries, strawberries, t-bone steak (medium rare of
course), and other equally awesome food
FAVORITE STORE : cafepress.com (all online all the time)
FAVORITE BOOK : Dante's Inferno
FAVORITE WEBSITE : funnyjunk.com (stupid humans entertain me) and of
course my lord and masters homepage illwillpress.com
FAVORITE HOBBY : plotting world takeover

MOST HATED CELEBRITY : Brittany Spears
MOST ANNOYING THING ABOUT PEOPLE : I believe that there are no stupid
questions, just stupid people
PERSONAL MENTAL DISORDER : Trichotillomania (compulsive pulling out of
hair)